What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster? PT 2

I would rub my knob on his face and then laugh later when he wakes up but he would have no idea why Im laughing

 

beat him senseless lol

 

I'd call Glen and tell him to hurry up before the rohypnol fades

 

Ask him why he sleeps in his socks.

 

sponge bath



with a sponge mop and pinesol

 

Get him to wipe down his rubber sheets.

 

............:smilielol5::smilielol5:



Cheers Glen.

 

scream

 

FIXED.......



Cheers Glen.

 

hahaha

 

tell her through my broken teeth that i'll be sending her my dental bill... she likes it rough... a little too rough for my liking tho

 

Look Up Dentists In The Yellow Pages...

Make An Appointment, And Charge Her For The Phone Call..

Roll The Old Bag Over And Give Her Butt Sex She Will Never Forget...

Then Throw Her Clothes Out The Door, Followed By Her....

As Usual, GLEN Is Very Much The Romantic Sensitive New Age Man....



Cheers Glen.

 

tell him it is not me that has something for him but Machinist watch him swivel on it for hours on end.... won't even bother with the lube

 

tell her this may be the last time because i am tired of going to bed with her and waking up with bbad....its icky

 

find out where he's ticklish and tickle him until he pees himself...

 

pay her for the above

 

shave all his body hair off while he's asleep...

 

giddyup

 

Id do the dirty teabag dance

 

ask his mom to scooch over