What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster? PT 2

I'll let you massage the aloe vera

 

i'd say, "YOU AGAIN??? look Nova, i know you are attracted to older women, but these handcuffs and that THING, whatever the hell it is, will not keep me here forever... a few weeks maybe, but forever???... NO!!!"

 

Can't you just let me live out my dream?! GAWD!

 

Id sing the Canadian Anthem in French for you

 

i'd beg you to show me that trick you do with your rubber puck

 

Say " what you doin in my bed and what did you take?" and then go back to sleep.

 

ask you why you focusing on just me when everyone is here! arf arf

 

ask to see her bird

 

i'd google "now what?"

 

She would get a serious tongue lashing.....;-)

 

i would pray there is also 2 girls in the bed

 

i would probably, shamefacedly have to accept that monogomy is not for me, and would become a complete slut for the rest of my life which would only be a couple more days anyway as Rollin' is hung like an elephant

arf arf

 

i would go down on her to wake her up...i heard girls enjoy that

 

I would ask what he expects the bail will be set at

 

I would ask him what he would like for breakfast.

 

make us some mushroom chai and roll a cupla big fat buds... then i'd hope we'd go for a walk and lots of giggles in the country...

 

I would play guitar while she sang us a song...;-)

 

Insert A Stick Of Dynamite In His Ass And Blow Him Up Just Like I Did To

His Log Cabin So Many Months Ago.....



Cheers Glen.

 

I would call the FIB and the KGB and have him locked up, forever....;-)

 

Make Sure His Cellphone Was In His Back Pocket When The "Big Bang"

Went Off....

Problem Solved....



Cheers Glen.