What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster? PT 2

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Nova?!, May 3, 2010.

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  1. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    smoke a joint and have a conversation about what the proverbial antonym of "Life's a garden, dig it" is
     
  2. Nova?!

    Nova?! The Walrus

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    i'm down for smoking a joint, and just laying in bed, chilling.
     
  3. wetsocks

    wetsocks there's no one driving

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    piss the bed and jump out the window
     
  4. wetsocks

    wetsocks there's no one driving

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    of course, i do that every morning though
     
  5. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Put His Wetsocks In The Dryer, Then Make Us Coffee....:coffee:.



    Cheers Glen.
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I would start plucking out his armpits one hair at a time
     
  7. wetsocks

    wetsocks there's no one driving

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    go back to sleep
     
  8. Nova?!

    Nova?! The Walrus

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    Steal his hat, and jump out the window.
    But of course i do this every morning. =P
     
  9. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Pull Out My Wallet And Ask How Much It Was Going To Cost Me To Buy

    Her Silence...:eek:.

    Lets Face It Folks, If Word Ever Got Out GLEN Slept With Nova, HIS

    Reputation Would Be In Tatters....:D.



    Cheers Glen.
     
  10. Nova?!

    Nova?! The Walrus

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    Curse myself for ever falling for the "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" line.
     
  11. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I cannot imagine having such good luck....;-) But, I would ask her to pinch me just to check that I am not dreaming....;-)
     
  12. wetsocks

    wetsocks there's no one driving

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    spontaneously combust
     
  13. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    call the fire dept and run to the well to get the water bucket.....;-)
     
  14. Nyxx

    Nyxx HELLO STALKER

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    Slip him some roofies and cover him in NAIR. :D
     
  15. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    roll a big clobberin joint and get stoooooned
     
  16. Nova?!

    Nova?! The Walrus

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    Make you tend my sunburn. =[
     
  17. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    massage aloe vera into her sunburn.
     
  18. Nova?!

    Nova?! The Walrus

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    Your so sweet. ^_^
     
  19. Nyxx

    Nyxx HELLO STALKER

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    Take her giant maple leaf mitten and sneak out the window...
     
  20. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    make you go downstairs in your underwear and Ill throw all your stuff out the window onto the street, while yelling.

    sorry im just upset cause I wanted to massage the aloe vera
     
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