What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster? PT 2

Tell him some yo momma jokes and roll a blunt

 

Not worry about any sorts of birth control. ;]

 

Practice on the bass with her....;-)

 

comb my pubes for lice

 

Ask him what we did?....

 

ask him why there's a muskrat in bed with us

 

Ask him why he didn't bring Nova?!.....;-)

 

play hide and seek with him...

 

Care to watch a movie?

 

care to make a movie?

 

As long as it doesn't involve a cup.

 

*puts away jock

 

Dump a bucket of ice on him.

 

stick one of his running shoes really close to his nose while he sleeps

 

attach jumper cables to both his toes and give him a little wake up jolt.

 

slip his hand into the bagel toaster

 

I guess I could give you a late birthday present..

 

Take her out for breakfast....;-)

 

I would summon the festivities to begin, there's a strange man in my bed!!

 

Order in breakfast and female massage thearpists...;-)