What would you do if you woke up in bed with the poster above?(2)

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  1. Poppy Sunshine

    Poppy Sunshine atypical hippie Lifetime Supporter

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    play possum!
     
    Poppy Sunshine, Apr 29, 2012
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  3. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    smile
     
    RetiredHippie, Apr 29, 2012
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  5. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    say mornin' babe, run that by me one more time. ha! ha!:rofl:
     
    roamy, Apr 29, 2012
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  7. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Say Yes Dear........................
     
    RetiredHippie, Apr 29, 2012
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  9. DMFP

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    Say "I have a MacPac Microlight tent that I need to air. Shall we go away somewhere and test it? It will be cosy as it is only marketed as a 1 and 1/2 man tent"?:)
     
    DMFP, Apr 29, 2012
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  11. Indn_hippie

    Indn_hippie Member

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    Be very worried if I did bad things with someone of not the opposite sex then go home take a dead sea / tea tree/ apple cider vinegar bath smoking weed and think " Ahhh well"
     
    Indn_hippie, Apr 30, 2012
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  13. Dancing til Dawn

    Dancing til Dawn Senior Member

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    Get them outta bed and in the tub as that soaking blend sounds great! :sunny:
     
    Dancing til Dawn, Apr 30, 2012
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  15. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    “dance” til dusk!
     
    Shivaya, Apr 30, 2012
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  17. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I'd Roll Him Over And Bonk Him Till My Willy Turned Blue...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Apr 30, 2012
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  19. Poppy Sunshine

    Poppy Sunshine atypical hippie Lifetime Supporter

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    giggle!

    :oops:​
     
    Poppy Sunshine, Apr 30, 2012
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  21. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    id ask if i could touch your vajayjay
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Apr 30, 2012
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  23. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    castrate myself, seal asshole with superglue
     
    _zero_, Apr 30, 2012
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  25. Perilless

    Perilless Member

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    Tear him a new asshole...
     
    Perilless, Apr 30, 2012
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  27. Fairlight

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    Kiss him lightly on the cheek and say "was that good for you too".
     
    Fairlight, Apr 30, 2012
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  29. oxyqueen

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    Introduce him to husband, my boyfriend, & my mistress!
     
    oxyqueen, Apr 30, 2012
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  31. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Smile, and say "whose turn is it to feed the kitten?"
     
    BeachBall, Apr 30, 2012
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  33. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    tickle her balls
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Apr 30, 2012
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  35. stash napt

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    Guitar to the face. Fallowed by ah "the fuck are you doing in my bed". c:
     
    stash napt, Apr 30, 2012
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  37. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    give him one a my teddybears ta keep
     
    roamy, Apr 30, 2012
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  39. Poppy Sunshine

    Poppy Sunshine atypical hippie Lifetime Supporter

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    steal her teddy bear, jump up and down on the bed like a kid and say "what's next?", hoping her reply would be "i'll show you around ireland!"
     
    Poppy Sunshine, Apr 30, 2012
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