What would you do if you woke up in bed with the poster above?(2)

Light up the last bag of weed....;-D

 

relax and enjoy! :sifone:

 

I'd make sure that Sunshine woke up with a big hairy moon in her face hahahahhahahah

 

Question what the f I was doing the night before and if anything weird happened. Then Ide try to sneak away before he woke up n mooned me too :|

 

Tie his shoelaces together, then tiptoe out of the room

 

Ask why there was a moose happily snoring at the foot of the bed!

 

Call for backup.....;-D

 

Kick Start His Tractor, Lasoo His Letter Box, Then Give

The Old Girl Full Throttle....

That's Assuming He Replaced His Letter Box After Some Arsetralian

Hoodlum Blew It Up A Couple Of Years Ago....



Cheers Glen.

 

Scream, Oh No, Not Again......;-D

 

Tickle his scrote wiv me tongue and say "Your turn to make the toast,Big Boy"

 

pretend im still sleeping....

some things cannot be unseen

 

Sorry But I Don't See Things In The Same Light As You Do BBAD....

At This Time In My Life, A 57 Year Old Cross- Continant Truck Driver, Would Be

A Match Made In Heaven...:love:.



Cheers Glen.


EDIT... Just Read In Another Forum That The Miserable

Piece Of Crap that Goes By The Name Of "Assholebear" Bonked A 69 Year

Old Woman, That QUOTE [ Banged Like A Garden Gate In A Tornado]END QUOTE.

I'm Logging Off Now And Going To Bed, Hopefully I Will Die Peacefully

In My Sleep....

Meh....Men....I Can Live Without Them....??

 

having discovered I'n Glen's idea of Heaven-I'd make him full cooked brekkie in bed,wearing just my transparent pinnie and stiletto heeled slippers...then let him play with my flip-flops.

 

Piss Off Ya Miserable Piece Of "Two Timing" Crap.....And

Don't You Ever Attempt To "Darken My Doorstep" As Long As You Live....

If 69 Year Old Dried Up Old Bags Are Your Thing, Then So Be It....

Just Don't Come Crawling Back To Me When She Dumps You As She

Most Certainly Will, Shortly After She Receives The Email I Just Sent Her....



Sneers Glen.

 

pet his pussy

 

Hmm.

SEE?

THIS shit is what I get just because the bacon wasn't crispy enough!

I wore the see-through nightie,I whipped him with oiled feathers as he lay chained to the bedposts,I rode him like a derby winner...do i get thanks?

Do I Bollox!

What a bitch-in future,I'm accepting BBAD's offer to play 'Doctors and Nurses' in his tent,at night. At least HE shows gratitude in the moring.

HARRUMPH!

 

Call a shrink & make an emergency appointment.

 

Pull her back under the blankets for a second time

 

Lick him then kick him outta bed with my plastered leg!!! :love:

 

Tell her that I like it rough, but its a bit early in the morning for that sort of thing ....then stuff some crumbs inside her plaster :love: