What would you do if you woke up in bed with the poster above?(2)

Ask her if she can say Ni ?

 

Kiss him on shoulder and ask nicely for a double expresso

 

i'd call hippie for help

 

Pat myself on the back and then go open a Smithwicks

 

Worry, probably rather a lot.

 

Worry, probably even more so.

 

Laugh nervously, get out of bed and say "Jeez, I gonna have to quit this sleepwalking shit!"

 

Smile,yawn,stretch and say
"Just WHERE did you learn that tongue technique,you little tease?"
[just to watch the squirming discomfort]

 

ask where RH went, lol!

 

Say, Right here.......... Didn't ya notice?

 

Funny,that....I was going to ask the same thing......:2thumbsup:

 

Get his walker and false teeth ready for when he decides to get up

 

Turn to him and say
"Shay,shunny-ja wanta nutha blowjob afore I putsh my teeth in?"

 

Pull the pin.

 

Hope it was a bad dream and I really wasn't awake!

 

hunt around for the key to the handcuffs with my feet...while trying to spit out the gag and avoid waking her up.

 

note to self: steal hubby's handcuffs and put in nightstand drawer, after making multiple keys and hiding them in pillowcases :2thumbsup:

 

fertilize some poppy seed

 

you wish! ha ha i'd handcuff and arrest you!

 

....while wearing fishnets and a pvc basque-but don't worry about handcuffs...I have my own...plus rubber socks and leather gimp mask.

[I got them off an old girlfriend when I went through my necrophiliac phase]