What would you do if you woke up in bed with the poster above?(2)

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Perilless, Apr 5, 2012.

  1. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Just Hang In There For A Minute Whilst I Let My Wooly Friend Out

    To Graze The Back Paddock...:).

    Now It's Just You And Me...:love:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  2. Perilless

    Perilless Member

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    Tell him the only reason I was in the bed was to cuddle with the sheep...and that his meager body hair was not sufficient for my needs!
     
  3. Fairlight

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    Run like hell.
     
  4. SpacemanSpiff

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    Id tie your big toes together with dental floss
     
  5. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    i'd hancuff him to the bars of my bed and torture him,until he told me where he hid my stolen lucky charms.
     
  6. RetiredHippie

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    Ask if I could see her Lucky Charms.
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

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    off the side of the makinac bridge in a bronco ..ill make it look like an accident


    (i was there that day in 97)
     
  8. RetiredHippie

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    No Shit, I was there the morning after the Yugo went over the side. Worst ride across I've ever had. Windier than hell. (I was crossing in a 75 Bronco BTW.)

    Have him deported to Newfoundland.
     
  9. GLENGLEN

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    Make Him Breakfast, And Then Curl Up Next to Him And Nibble

    On His Ear Lobe Whilst He Nibbles On His Toast...:love:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

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    puke a little in his mouth

    like i just did in my own
     
  11. RetiredHippie

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    Say "Hey Glen, BBAD says hi and he has a twinkle in his eye."
     
  12. GLENGLEN

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    Why Are You Always So Mean To Me...:(.?

    Would Giving Me A Hug, Then Making Me A Coffee, Really Hurt You...:(.?



    Cheers Glen.
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    spank you for skipping the other guys post
     
  14. Lodog

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    Thank god it wasn't Rosie O'Donnel again.
     
  15. RetiredHippie

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    Ask her for a ride home.
     
  16. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    say where do you think your goin'? i'm not finished with you yet! ha! ha!
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

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    id sink my titanic into her lol..that sounds dirtier than i expected
     
  18. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Whisper lovingly "Swallowing-that's good...but GARGLING first-wow!"
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    ask what he wanted for breakfast

    choices are knuckle sandwiches or turd soup
     
  20. tuesdaystar

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    OhMyGod!

    It's Calvin!!!
     

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