What would you do if you woke up in bed with the poster above?(2)

Stop her drinking just before she passed out....then pretend day was night and do it all again

 

I'd say he's too hot to keep all to myself and call a couple of girlfriends over.

 

I'd lie back and think ''aha, I hit the jackpot here!''

 

He's gonna have a surprise on father's day from one of the girls.

 

Would in panic start questioning my sexuality

 

fart in your general direction

 

Light a scented candle, and let the match burn all the way out while I open a window.

 

switch parachutes before she wakes up

 

Personally serve him a plate of homecooked wild mushrooms he prepared himself & watch him eat every delicous bite.

 

Attempt to remove the handcuffs from my wrists and chains from my legs, while simultaneously spitting the gag out of my mouth ....

 

Start with a foot massage, then a backrub, then slowly wrap my little hands around his neck and squeeeeeeze!

 

Smile broadly.

 

hurry up and finish the mike tyson face tattoo before his drugs wear off

 

errmm yeah

 

Demand to be shown fake titties at once.

 

*cuddles up* I brought the clamps today...

 

Make Sure The Nipple Clamps Were Still In Place, Then Give Her

My Menu For Breakfast In Bed ASAP....



Cheers Glen.

 

Ask him what that sheep is doing in the bed!?

 

That's Not Just Any Ordinary Sheep, That's My Pet Ram....



Cheers Glen.

 

Say.... this not gonna work out is it?