What would you do if you woke up in bed with the poster above?(2)

Grab two bendy straws from my rucksack, pop them in the bottle and say c'mon race ya!:sunny:

 

Remind him he promised we could use the trapeze.

 

Charge him for the night, then leave promptly.

 

drop him to the airport

 

inform her I prefer the boat...

 

drop him to the ferry

 

Ask her why i had her thong on and why am i sleeping between silk sheets

 

Nothing, Absolutely Nothing....

I Had My "Wicked Way" With Him Many Posts Ago, And To Be

Quite Honest, He Was The Worst Bonk Of My Life....

Just Lay There Like A Dead, Cold, Fish....

Next Poster Please.



Cheers Glen.

 

:'(

 

Sorry, That Was A Bit Mean Of Me, Give Me A Big Hug...:grouphug:.

And Next Time, I Promise To Give You A "Reach-Around"....



Cheers Glen.

 

think omg what a smooth talker

 

Just mention casually [as you would] that he had that patch over the OTHER eye when we started????

 

make him slow motion kung fu fight me before the last of the mescaline wore off

 

Take the kung-fu 'Angly Honey Badger' position and tell him "Aiee...you put yoursewf in velly glate danger,Glasshopper...your mescareen has stopped lurking. Hai!"

 

ask him to translate

 

Take a pic and post it here

 

go vote

 

karate chop to adams apple then steal silver stash and run over bike ....5 times

take dog as hostage

 

Commit suicide

 

Toss him out of bed so I can have roamy all to myself.