What would you do if you woke up in bed with the poster above?(2)

close the doors and ask her to walk like an egyptian


naked

 

close eyes and put hands over ears..... then just scream till September comes

 

I'd roll over and begin seducing David Tennant any day..

 

Say " Aussi Aussi Aussi" repeatedly

 

Say Yum Yum Yum Repeatedly...:drool5:

Then Roll Him Over Onto His Tum Tum Tum, And Take Full Advantage

Of His Bum Bum Bum....



Cheers Glen.

 

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Wonder what the f im doing down under ... pun intended

 

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Cheers Glen.

 

Ask if he knows the difference between 'the wet patch' and a 'wet fart'.

Then tell him he's lying in the 'wet patch'...which he made while he was snoring.

 

Would say ''Hi there, can I have two poached eggs on white toast with shaved parmesan and red sauce, butter on the toast, OJ and a double expresso please, oh and fast as you like cos time is money".

 

i'd eat one of his toasts

 

make the bed and do morning tantric yoga w her

 

tell him yoga is to slow for me an tell him get ta climb a mountain

 

pack parachutes for the day ahead hehe

 

tell him pack one for me

 

Pack our chutes and pack a bowl of some nice sativa !

 

tell him wont be high enough up on a mountain already ha! ha!

 

id rub your hands on me lucky charms'








sorry...im a little obsessed with lucky charms everytime i see ireland in location

 

I'd serve you breakfast in bed. A bowl of Lucky Charms, some freshly-squeezed OJ and the best bacon you've ever had!

 

well she's in for a surprise...because i named her ass "bacon"

 

thanks for making me hungry in bed now