What would you do if you woke up in bed with the poster above?(2)

introduce him to my web

 

braid her left leg hairs into the ones on the right leg

 

make a new viral web film called.....one indn hippie one cup

 

say out with it bbad. who untied you when i was'nt lookin' ? tighter knots needed in the future ha! ha!

 

throw her clothes out the window

 

id rub 'me lucky charms on her while she sleeps

edit...damn you to hell that was for roamy


ah well id rub my charms on just about anyone.

 

I'd check how much choccy spread we had left,then ask him whether he wanted to be the wearer or the licker-offer.

Either way his tight leather trollies are coming OFF! Grrrr.

 

Inject him with a combination of paralyzingly strong speed and heroin and record his reactions

 

trebucher ammo

 

Commit suicide

 

Apologise for getting my Prince Albert caught on his tongue piercing

 

Yawn, smile sweetly, and say "Your turn to make breakfast ... again"

 

Tell her that I knew on day she would wake up there. Then tell her to go make breakfast.

 

Tell him to make his own bloody breakfast and flounce off

 

Kiss her forehead and light a joint

 

Take a good look around and try to figure out if it was his place or mine ...

 

Smile and say "So-where did you learn that 'Flying Reverse Cowgirl Handstand' position? ..."

 

Yell, You aren't that stripper I picked up last night.......................

 

grin and say "Oh yes I am,big boy-look different when you're sober,don't I!"