What would you do if you woke up in bed with the poster above?(2)

Pour myself a glass of strong sulfuric acid, subtly disguise it as white wine...then lie back and wait for him to wake up.

 

Make sure to not eat, drink, touch, or dip anything. Than open his eyelid and drop a hit of LSD in via eye dropper and leave

 

Roll over,slap on the arse and say "Dear God-last time I saw an arse that size a jockey was whipping it!"

 

Ask to knit me a pancake in a hurry

 

How Do You KNIT A Pancake...



Cheers Glen.

 

Begin searching for my mysteriously missing passport .

 

say, are you the guy that always crys wolf ? :rofl:

 

Make breakfast in bed for her followed by a foot massage

 

I would apologize for being so naughty last night and then offer to drive her to the nearest wedding chapel where we can set things aright. Roamy is a girl with whom you do a one-life stand, not a one night stand.

And I should also apologize for taking so long to post that someone else thought of something clever first.

 

Lol, I wonder why she decided to sleep with both of us at the same time

 

I'll never drink that cheap ale again. It makes me very, very irresponsible.

 

say whats with ye guys and beds,ever heard of under the moonlight ha! ha!

 

Ask if we are going to keep this up until we get it right.

 

check ta see if he's still alive after me keepin' him up all night ha! ha!

 

Well, Miss Roamy, I have slept alone under the moon and stars and did just fine, but if the night is a little cold, it is nice to have a bonny lass to provide extra warmth under a quilt, but a fellow should be ready to give an answer to her brother or daddy in the morning for such bold action! We still have shotgun weddings in these parts!

 

tell him what a gentleman he is.an pull the quilt more around him ta keep him warm.

 

id brush her teeth
















with my wiener

 

Ask him if he'd give me a ride in the bush...

 

we could play "bumpy tractor rides"


Ill be the tractor :reddevil:

 

Ask him how he's getting all these cute hip forum women