What would you do if you woke up in bed with the poster above?(2)

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Perilless, Apr 5, 2012.

  1. Perilless

    Perilless Member

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    Pour myself a glass of strong sulfuric acid, subtly disguise it as white wine...then lie back and wait for him to wake up. :D
     
  2. Indn_hippie

    Indn_hippie Member

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    Make sure to not eat, drink, touch, or dip anything. Than open his eyelid and drop a hit of LSD in via eye dropper and leave
     
  3. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Roll over,slap on the arse and say "Dear God-last time I saw an arse that size a jockey was whipping it!"
     
  4. Indn_hippie

    Indn_hippie Member

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    Ask to knit me a pancake in a hurry :)
     
  5. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    How Do You KNIT A Pancake...:confused:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  6. papa wolf

    papa wolf Member

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    Begin searching for my mysteriously missing passport .
     
  7. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    say, are you the guy that always crys wolf ? :rofl:
     
  8. Indn_hippie

    Indn_hippie Member

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    Make breakfast in bed for her followed by a foot massage ;)
     
  9. GardenGuy

    GardenGuy Senior Member

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    I would apologize for being so naughty last night and then offer to drive her to the nearest wedding chapel where we can set things aright. Roamy is a girl with whom you do a one-life stand, not a one night stand.

    And I should also apologize for taking so long to post that someone else thought of something clever first.
     
  10. Indn_hippie

    Indn_hippie Member

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    Lol, I wonder why she decided to sleep with both of us at the same time :(
     
  11. GardenGuy

    GardenGuy Senior Member

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    I'll never drink that cheap ale again. It makes me very, very irresponsible.
     
  12. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    say whats with ye guys and beds,ever heard of under the moonlight ha! ha!
     
  13. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Ask if we are going to keep this up until we get it right.
     
  14. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    check ta see if he's still alive after me keepin' him up all night ha! ha!
     
  15. GardenGuy

    GardenGuy Senior Member

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    Well, Miss Roamy, I have slept alone under the moon and stars and did just fine, but if the night is a little cold, it is nice to have a bonny lass to provide extra warmth under a quilt, but a fellow should be ready to give an answer to her brother or daddy in the morning for such bold action! We still have shotgun weddings in these parts!
     
  16. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    tell him what a gentleman he is.an pull the quilt more around him ta keep him warm.
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    id brush her teeth
















    with my wiener
     
  18. countrygirl

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    Ask him if he'd give me a ride in the bush...:)
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    we could play "bumpy tractor rides"


    Ill be the tractor :reddevil:
     
  20. Indn_hippie

    Indn_hippie Member

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    Ask him how he's getting all these cute hip forum women
     

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