What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

I'd say "hi....want to be Canadian?"

 

I'd say I'd rather be British, but Canadian is also fine with me
Then I'd do what I have to do to get that green card

 

I would pull another number, stand in line, and wait for another turn.

 

I would tell you that I'm not a whore !


*walks away*

 

*turns you back around with a stuffed bear in hand*

look i finally won this bear for you!

 

scratch my head in confusion and roll back over.

 

I'd think to myself, what a wonderful world...

 

Awwww...now why couldnt you have said something that sweet to me when you woke up?!!

 

Cause when I was reacting on your posts I was in my usual cynical mood. But this time, for a few minutes, I was in a cute and kind mood, which happens a few times a week. I'm mostly cynical. But just for now...

If I woke up in bed with Dougie, I'd look at his still sleeping face and smiled like an idiot.

 

You're all being overly nice to each other.
I think its time to take out my handcuffs again...

 

oh please, come on. Hit me.

 

Please do !!! Maybe some duct tape may help to geez stuffed bears

Peace

 

If I woke up with Silverhippy, I'd jump out of window. (No offence. )

 

See if talking in a British accent floats your boat

 

Whoa....I totally adore British accents

 

Say "spot of tea, dear? What a spiffing day" and reap the benefits of my fucking awesome accent

 

ask you to repeat that

 

Id ask if Bunny wants a carrot

 

Repeat in a northern accent, something like 'mornin luv, brew's up then'

 

swoon.