What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Check my wallet.

 

Tell him: "Pay!"

 

I would take the money and run

 

Get "Piaf" tatted on my left butt cheek.

 

Order a big breakfast. He pays.

 

Id take a picture....to remember it always

 

I'd take a looong bath.

 

High five myself!

 

Take a look at his ID.

 

Ask if she had a twin sister

 

I'd try to remember his name.

 

I would go shopping with her cause we're buddies like that

 

shove those beads up her nose one by one.. (id stick em somewhere else, but I hardly know her.

 

Remind her that I was not her brother.

 

I'd ask his phone number...

 

I would take her directly to my mother for approval

 

1-555-ame-rica

 

I'd start trying to tell him I'm already in a relationship.

 

I'd say "how much more time we got till he comes home?"

 

I would like to say that there are certain people who are still single