What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Thank my lucky stars.

 

Tell them that I think the check out girl who works in Iceland who I keep checking out, no pun intended, when i buy something just deliberatley pressed her fingers against my hand making unnecessarily long physical contact as she handed me my change 'cause she knew it'd give me a sexual frisson and wanted to encourage me to make a move.

 

:love:

 

jump out of bed and demand to be shown some of the promised 'weirdness'

 

hahahaha!

 

Briefly explain to her how forum games work, then reiterate his demand!!

 

ok ok, I wont put what I was going to write before which was pull you back into bed to show you just how weird I could get !!!!
<<<<< honestly

Instead I'd take you the the strangest corners of Brighton I know after grabbing mystic eye out of the pub! :2thumbsup:

 

pfft...the two didnt have to be mutually exclusive

I'd begin a deep conversation about the increasing kangaroo population in australia, till she was so bored she did that first thing she mentioned!

 

That would be hitting you over the head with a heavy object then! ....:smilielol5:

 

Oh dear, thats far too kinky for me...I guess I'm just a square!!

I'd try to get rid of the hangover, then get up and go down to the beach with you

 

Look over shit must have been a good night at the pub!

 

Jump her bones

 

jump his bones

 

Be thankful I am alive!

 

Hope he doesnt tase me again

 

Smiles and asks "Did I tease you?"

 

Throw a party