What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Id thank my lucky stars!

 

Id ask how much more sexercise time we got before that voodoost guy gets home from work

 

Id say 'oh shit, this is the third time this week! Maybe its not just a fumble in the dark and theres some serious questions we need to ask here'.

 

Id say sorry i lost my contacts hahaha.

 

show me your pushpop so I can lick it lol

 

you again? just leave a toothbrush already!

 

id smell your armpits..I like to torture myself like that :leaving:

 

I'd said don't point that finger at me cheeky I know where it's been!! :-D

 

Id think 'yes! Awesome', and initiate the proceedings for a sexy horizontal dubstep style fertility rite.

 

It's not a rite it's a privilege babe, and jeff says yes to initiation, yes to dubstep, yes! Yes! Yes!!! Lmao. :-D x

 

* puts vicks vap-o-rub on index finger and starts sneak attack

 

Mmm minty fresh, not the only thing getting fresh around here! :-D

 

I'd be like "sweet... I got LUCKY!"

 

Pee on yo back

 

start licking her all over

 

id whisper in his ear that dark suger has a penis :teehee:


then kick him in the balls so hard he gets a beegees voice for two whole years

 

That may or may not be offensive to me bbad

 

I'd lick your earlobe

 

i'd insist on some proof of something or other... can't remember quite what though right now...

 

i'd look at myself suspiciously...