What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

i'd ask her if we were related

 

ask her if she thinks the Tory-Lib Dem coalition will last the full five years

 

I must have been really drunk

 

i'd inform him that one can't get drunk on ice in a dirty glass, try to ascertain whether he may have appeared to have a wagging tail at the time of his sexy time with JT, phone loughman to apologise for my previous speedy exit, admitting that perhaps it wasn't only bcos i thought the thread was about to close, that i was really quite frightened of his wifes much loved rabbit, throw up in the chamber pot neath the bed, then attempt to massage BBADs back till he felt no more pain... by which time i'd feel mentally, emotionally and physically spent and fall asleep for 100 years...

 

Reading always puts me to sleep

 

I'd see if the lil green man had matching collars and cuffs?

 

see that pulley on the ceiling?...Im going to show you what that's for

 

I would kneel down at his feet and thank him for being so witty and charming.

 

Oops! may have given the wrong impression there. Thank him verbally!

 

sex

 

Post a picture of him on HF's

 

I would quickly request that someone neuralize me

 

I would wake thee up to play some football

(What, don't most of you sleep in the same beds as your friends when they're over?)