What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Ask where she'd put my girlfriend

 

ask why there was a man in my bed

then accept it and smoke a bowl

 

say 'you again' im sure we met in a previous page of this thread.

 

take the blanket back.

 

punch the air and shout: "Get in!"

 

wonder where my tea was.....then give up, get up and make us both a nice brew. and a fry up

 

Tell her I'm still waiting for my vegetarian fry up:tongue:
:toetap05:

 

Desperate times, desperate measures:tongue:

 

realise there must have been some mistake, i dont inhabit beds with vegetarians....then hand him a fry up with delicious bacon and sausages

 

*run away crying*

 

drys his tears and hands him a lettuce.

 

Say, 'now this is what I call straight sex!'

 

Id stroke his shiny, shiny hair. Mmm
:leaving:

 

Id put my ear to your belly...I like to hear gurgles

 

Just lay there and wonder where that beer i asked for was!! Well just goes to show ya never trust an intruder to do the right thing.

Peace

 

Get us both a beer:cheers2:

 

Ask if it was straight sex this time?

 

say 'no, but that was':tongue:

 

I'd ask "ARE YOU...THE BRAIN SPECIALIST?!"

I've been watching too much Monty Python.

 

Always looking to sink your teeth into something big and meaty, eh?