What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Worry about her husband bursting through the door with a chainsaw....

 

say "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BED!!! Anyway, I thought you were dead?!" (Kurt Cobain)

 

Call the police:tongue:

 

Check if his bike was in the bed too then run screaming either way.

 

Wonder what she drugged me with...:tongue:

 

Tickle him

 

serenade them to waking life

Then a nice home cooked breakfast in bed

I treat my lovaahhhzzzz nicceee

 

put on some good music and chill

 

Wonder what the hell she was drinking last night

 

Tickle him more

 

Tickle her back:tongue:

 

But my backs the least ticklish part of me

 

bitch about facebook and ex's! and then put an episode of peep show on

 

after a moment of confusion, i would watch peep show with opel and then agree that facebook is shit.

 

Tell Opel and spirit of the night to shut up about facebook

 

Tell him it's his turn to be the woman...

 

Put on my favorite flight of the concord video......you know the one!

 

Put a wig on him, pretend he's a woman and just lay down and spoon him...

 

Ask him if he's sure that was straight sex....

 

i throw a stone at it.