What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

:smilielol5:

 

I guess I would laugh.

With him or at him - doesn't matter too much.

 

Id say "wake up" to myself.....because Id obviously still be dreaming

 

I'd say "wake up" to myself because I'd obviously be having a hideous nightmare...

 

Have a big grin like this and enjoy his "oh Gawd not you again" look

 

Say oh god, could you pass the rohypnol please!

 

I guess I would pass him the rohypnol. Cause I'm nice like that.

Then I'd google 'rohypnol'

 

Ask her if she wanted a sausage sandwich.




Then later ask if she was hungry.

 

Tell him it's Charlie Brooker....

 

decide we must stop meeting like this in the mornings.

 

Ask her if she's free evenings and weekends?

 

Ask him if I can get his unlimited package.

 

I would say : No, but opel diamond is

 

Welcome her to a wake and bake, then go for/make breakfast. You wouldn't be free tonight would you Piaf?!

 

Actually, I'm always free :blush5:

*sigh*

 

snuggle

 

tickle her soles

 

dance with the funky chicken!

 

Same thing I do every time I wake up with an attractive stranger in my bed: call my mom.

 

Wait for his mom to show up....then kick him out the window