What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

I'd say : Sure, buddy, lets start with a fuck................................ing drink.

 

introduce myself

 

ask if you were alway discolored.

 

Ask her if she liked Kimya Dawson

 

edit: er, let me rephrase that, ask her if she'd like a cup of tea

sorry Ny!

 

Ask where the Dead Head Train goes..

 

fake an english accent.

ANDDDD:

you're the first one to get it

 

Yay
Erm talk about nose rings

And Josh, s'ok, I did read it lol.

 

take off a little of my bunny suit.

 

Report myself to the authorities.

 

cry to said authorities.

 

Grin
And ask if you wanted a tootle on the skin flute

 

Blimey, thats a new one

Id say "skin flute!!?"

 

That is soooo wrong!

Play on a firework simulator

 

Tell her I love fireworks...Only the colourful pretty ones though, not the silly "my bangs louder than your bang" type...and start jumping up and down on the bed going "squeeee!"
Probably

 

Wonder where Scott went

 

Surreptitiously try to release myself from the locks and chains...

 

challenge him to a game of chess (then lose embarrassingly badly I imagine)

 

I'd ask what happened.

 

I'd say "Czech please"