What would you do if you were last person alive on earth?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by FlyingFly, Jun 30, 2012.

  1. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    well the chances of a long term would be significantly reduced without anybody else around. survival would certainly be possible, but there also is no health care, for example. there are loners, but humans are a pack animal by nature.

    and if everyone just disappeared, i'd live the rest of my life in fear of the moment the langoliers finally arrived..
     
  2. hippiepeacelover

    hippiepeacelover Member

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    I'd search around, then make some awesome brownies.. ;) haha
    I really don't know what'd I'd do...it seems like not being able to share anything with anybody would be kind of depressing. You'd have to truly become one with nature
     
  3. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Yodel.

    Really Loud. And for a very long time.
     
  4. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    Oh man all kinds of ahit Ha !
    Fucking get explosives, break into bank safes and make a huge pile of money and gold...yes for o reason at all lol... All kinds of fast cars to drive fuckin fly a plane or some shit it ain't that hard... Blow up building wi th RPGs and shoot guns and shit gettin drunk lol
     
  5. usedtobehoney

    usedtobehoney Senior Member

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    I don't consider dead people or animals to be food. I mean I'd travel for the tastiest fruit, basically.
     
  6. usedtobehoney

    usedtobehoney Senior Member

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    probably eventually I'd want to start studying some way to create more people, or go back in time or something sciency.
     
  7. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    If I was the last person alive on Earth, I would cry. :bigcry:
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I just remembered ......id want to find the largest bulldozer first....

    and bulldoze stuff until im tired


    and then burn it


    naked
     
  9. Ranger

    Ranger Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    and had a good cry while freaking out a bit I'd raid the local cop shop (Park Station) for arms enough to handle any large animals upon whose menu I might appear and a short wave radio. Next stop the library....
     
  10. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Drugs. Namely lsd
     
  11. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    kill my self .
     
  12. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    Haha, I love your replies :)

    Cause might be anything, but as a result you wake up and there is nobody there. It sure would be considered as global catastrophe, but nothing would be damaged, there just wouldn't be any humans.

    Maybe virus of some sort...

    :2thumbsup: That's the stuff I would do!
    of course naked

    That could end up in an extreme bad trip.

    Maybe at some point, but definitely not at the beggining.

    You could just put all the CD's in a van and drive around playing music :)

    You would have to live knowing that you will die soon anyway. It is just matter of how you spend your last days... or years.

    And throw all kind of stuff from there.

    Of course it would be scary, but you will get used to it after some time.

    Yes. While running naked like a psycho and breaking windows.

    Watching movies, listening to music, reading books. You would have all the time in the world.
     
  13. Invisible Soul

    Invisible Soul Burning Angel

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    As a loner and a hermit, I think after the initial confusion and shock over the situation had worn off, I'd very likely have a better quality of life than I have now. I think there's more chance of the langoliers coming for me now, than if I was in that situation. lol :p
     
  14. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I'd take the day off work.

    Especially if it was a Monday.
     
  15. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm not even gonna bother reading everyone else's posts first because I have thought about this since i was like 5 and here are some of my answers.

    I would go through everyone's house and find the most and best weed and keep massive quantities with me at all times.

    I would drive the sweetest cars

    I would light fires and blow shit up.. Like giant skyscrapers and stuff.
     
  16. autophobe2e

    autophobe2e Senior Member

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    i'd walk naked around the houses of parliment, painting random graffitti on all the walls and then piss off the top of big ben.

    i'd get steaming pissed in soho and wander round the national gallery, blasting music as loud as it goes.

    i'd go to the blues bar and SMOKE INDOORS (it's the only thing thats missing from that place)

    i'd play pooh sticks on westminster bridge.

    i'd sleep in buckingham palace. and masturbate on the throne. (an act of decadence and defiance, rather than a fetish, you understand.)

    i'd burn down canary wharf.

    i'd free all the animals at the zoo (except the ones that would want to eat me.

    at night i'd project films onto st. pauls cathedral and eat caviar and drink champagne while i watched them.

    not being able to drive might be a bit of a pisser though. i'd have to learn quick. or just go find my old rickshaw again. (826- she's a beaut.)

    in general i'd just live out my days in decadence and depravity.
     
  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Take-up residence in the white house, explore Area-51 in a Hummer, jerk-off on the pitcher’s mound at fenway park, run naked through the streets of manhattan, trigger a meltdown at the seabrook nuclear plant, and for the coup de grace (and before I go completely insane) set off a one megaton bomb in las vegas killing myself and destroying everything within a 10 mile radius .:2thumbsup:

    Hotwater
     
  18. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    Sounds about right.

    Because I have a weak, redneck leaning mind, I'd also loot me some supercars and probably wreck a lot of them. No posterity to save em for, right....
     
  19. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Probably make the best of it and have some fun. I would chill a lot as long as there are easy resources and shelter. Probably live in more than one house, of which one is in a spectacular countryside (but not too far of a town, have to do my groceries :D)
     
  20. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    Whatever the fuck I want














    Naked
     
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