What would you do if you walked in on the poster above you wanking?

Make an instructional video

 

Poke him

 

Tickle her

 

Be all like "oooomg I SO just walked ian on you wanking, how embarassing for all"

 

i'd just watch....

"Ian"... "and out"... "Ian"... "and out"... "Ian"... "and out".... and so on and so forth...

 

take a picture and make it into big posters, then stick it on every lamp post in London

 

i would trick her into signing a contract so that i always get 10%...

 

Open up a buttered popcorn stand, wait, i never said that..

Peace

 

rip out my eyeballs

 

Hmmm bloody sockets....

Peace

 

go and find a tape measure

 

say "excuse me said the vicar" and close the door

 

Giggle

 

Blush:tongue:

 

Tell him to put his tongue away and squish his rosy cheeks

 

:biggrin: Join in

 

i'd tell his mummy on him

 

Ask if she'd like a cup of tea. Ask to hear some different language settings

 

I would give her this

 

i'd send her husband out for more batteries and then politely leave them to it whilst i cook them a hearty brunch...

ooops... sorry Balqis... too slow... that was intended for fingermouse... and i am too tired to think of anything right now so, i suppose i'd just stand there speechless for about 1min, trying to think of something funny to say, then i'd leave and cook her something hearty too