What would you do if you walked in on the poster above you wanking?

comment on his refined technique

 

Hand him a microscope and a pair of tweezers and say 'these might make things easier'....

 

tell him to shut his mouth and put it to work

 

applaud

 

tell him to cut it off.

 

ask her where she bought that thing

 

Take a picture

 

honestly...I believe I would ask her permission to watch

 

Laugh

 

Ask if he'd been looking in Real Kinky again

 

Stop that right now, ya wanna go blind ?????

Peace

 

make notes

 

Don't you know how ???? Poor thing..

Peace

 

ask him to leave the confession booth please...the line up is getting long

 

take pictures and send them in to Guinness world records office

 

id ask him that as he is in england, wouldn't he just rather have a nice cup of tea?

 

Politely ask if she needed a hand

 

i'd get him some bleach... i know how he likes his bleach

 

Marvel at the vibratory multilingual wonder

 

i'd wonder if she'd taken the buy one get two for double the price offer... and hope that she hadn't rootled about and found mine to save money...