What would you do if you walked in on the poster above you wanking?

^ Such a touching story (literally)

 

Id provide a bit of music for him by singing one of his favourite songs...



















(Hes just a raarsoowl, hes just a raarscoowl...and so on...)

 

I'd say "dammit!!!!!...thats why my tv remote smells funny"

 

:ack2:

 

I'd slap her on the back so that her face stays like that

 

I'd help him out

 

vomit

 

I would make him lick up the mess....and the vomit too

 

collect a sample and bring it to a lab where they would prove he's the 'missing link'

 

donkey punch

 

I wouldn't say anything, unless they were really trying to get attention then I'd tell them to knock it off. I've had people jack off when I was in jail, there was nothing I could do about that. I had a buddy knock a shower door down and mumble something about walking around with a boner....we were on Datura and I think he jacked off. It's really not my concern, it's always about shared concerns and my family really freaked out. I don't think girls handle finding out that the brother jacks off to be a good thing.......I guess they wanted some of that too. It's going someplace, it's a natural fact.

 

^

 

I would figure she was busy for an hour...and Id sneak a ride on her dirt bike

 

Well, I'd get right on down and start slurping that big ol' mutherfucker! Yeah, give it to me, Hoss! Slap me on the ass and tell me, "Good game!"

 

I would ask her what the heck the mice are for

 

Cut his legs off

 

I think you're spending too much time on the internet lithium

 

Paint on him

 

play peek-a-boo