What would you do if you walked in on the poster above you wanking?

Findle

 

if her eyes were closed I would sneak up and paint on a funny magic marker mustache

 

Yank his beard

 

Sit her down and give her a good talking to

 

ask him why he is doing that when he has such a cute girlfriend :toetap05:

 

make him an appointment at the opticians for next wednesday at 3pm

 

You're totally saying I'm not cute I'd poke her and maybe talk to her about vibrators

 

ask her if she's getting those good vibrations

 

Poke him in the eye

Hm. That wasn't meant to sound as rude as it does..

 

whatever floats your boat plutonium

 

check out how big the joshua tree's branch is :leaving:

 

It would be no surprise after checking out his FaceBook mood!

 

^^LOL..you know me better than I thought


I would imagine Im in a slip and slide commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqCDxFP3MwE"]YouTube- VINTAGE 80'S WHAM-O SLIP AND SLIDE COMMERCIAL

 

start singing Micheal Jacksons "beat it"

 

Try to find a magnifying glass...

 

Get you out of my Moms room