What Would You Do For A Million?

No can do.

Would you screw an old man for a million??






( how 'bout thirty nine dollars and sixty three cents? Uhhhh ---call me.)

 

Can we turn the lights way down low and get under the covers or better yet candle light? Hey, if I had a chance to get to know you and there was chemistry, anything is possible. Also I want to state right here and now - I'm not doing any sex acts for money, just for the joy of it so put your money back in your bank account OR your pocket.


Then I'd have to ask in return would you screw an old lady for a million dollars?

 

I would rather lick my own balls than fuck that panda bitch. If you were koala you would know that's the ugliest panda bitch!

Have you ever gone to the zoo and animals look at you like "what ya doin out?"

 

you get a billion dollars but everytime you close your eyes you see your dads penis

 

not get caught so I end up coming out even..

 

what would a million do for me?

 

You could invest it in public transportation

 

No problem

 

Jump in a lake...................can't swim......?

 

Only if someone was there to save me cuz if drowning is the only ending then it's a hard nope!

Would you let someone surgically remove one of your hands?

 

Eat a York Peppermint Patty

 

No. I need my hands!

On a similar theme, Would you let someone surgically remove one of your toes?

 

Oops, I meant eat Klondike Bar