What would you bring?...

And I never said you were.

Reading comprehension - It's not just for those kids you used to copy off of during tests in high school anymore.

 

Food: tofu
Drink: rum
Album: licensed to ill, beastie boys
Drug: weed
Other: tampons

 

The gasoline will end before you will get anywhere and you will just die out in the boat.

 

No, you're probably almost unconscious afer I cock-slapped you across the jaw.

 

Some boats have sails. Also notice I didn't mention how much fuel.

 

Food - tofu, it'd go with everything i find
Drink - whiskey
Album - dead can dance 'into the labrynth'
Drug - pot, i could just sleep my boredom away
other thing - laptop

 

1 Food- barbeque sandwiches
1 Drink (besides water)- gatorade
1 Album- young buck ~ straight outta cashville
1 Drug- weed of course
1 other thing... - a girl who never nags

 

1 other thing? Something that makes me not Tom Hanks, ew

 

I would bring the only things i needed: booze and my 10-gauge

 

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1 food- chunky sirloin burger soup or something like that bc then id have everything
1 drink- sunny delight
1 album- HAIR
1 drug- pot
1 other thing- my friend Jer R.

 

Food: I'm on a deserted island on the ocean, there is plenty of seafood. I'll bring spices.
Drink: Diet Rite
Album: A mix cd
Drug: Pass
Other thing: My boyfriend

 

I might want to bring my boyfriend except I can just things going wrong.

 

1 Food = lembas bread
1 Drink (besides water) = cola!!!!
1 Album = HAIR!!
1 Drug = one box of oxazepam
1 other thing... = paper and pen, so I can wright

 

Food= potatoes
Drink= gatorade
Album= Metallica-'...And Justice for All'
Drug= Thorazine
Other= iodine tablets to treat water

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

 

Wrong with me? Not a damn thing. That is what I would prefer to die listening to in the event I cannot be rescued...