What would Jesus say about your Attitude?

Discussion in 'Philosophy and Religion' started by Dude111, Mar 13, 2019.

  1. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    jesus don't need no airplane, man. besides with that long hair, it would only be picturesque for him to come galloping into New Orleans on a stallion, or maybe a motorbike. with horns of hell and satan! on the grill. :hearteyes::hearteyes:
     
  2. Libbygrable87

    Libbygrable87 Member

    What if he were one of us? Just a slob like one of us. Just a strange on the bus trying to make his way home.
     
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  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    He was one of 'us' (depending how we define us of course). But 2000 years ago. Just saying he was a fellow human being.
     
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  4. Jesus was alive today he'd be doing my taxes

    (Its not anti-semitic if most of them are really good with money)
     
  5. Libbygrable87

    Libbygrable87 Member

    If Jesus were alive he would be a rock star or an actor.
     
  6. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    In Israel? Or the US?
     
  7. Driftrue

    Driftrue Pass All Fail All HipForums Supporter

    Nah, Jesus would be an instagram influencer
     
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  8. bft4evr

    bft4evr Member

    Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
    Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright
    I don't care what they may say
    I don't care what they may do
    I don't care what they may say
    Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
    Jesus is just alright
     
  9. bft4evr

    bft4evr Member

    If I Was Jesus, I'd have some real long hair
    A robe and some sandals, is exactly what I'd wear
    I'd be the guy at the party, turnin' water to wine
    Yeah me and my disciples, we'd have a real good time.

    I'd have some friends that were poor
    I'd run around with the wrong crowd, man I'd never be bored
    Then I'd heal me a blind man, get myself crucified
    By politicians and preachers, who got somethin' to hide.

    If I Was Jesus, I'd come back from the dead
    And I'd walk on some water, just to mess with your head
    I know your dark little secrets, I'd look you right in the face
    And I'd tell you I love you, with Amazing Grace.

    Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you
    And I show you who's the boss
    I'd forgive you and adore you
    While I was hangin' on your cross
     
  10. Libbygrable87

    Libbygrable87 Member

    Jesus loves yes I know for the Bible tell me so
    Yes Jesus loves me the Bible tells me so
     
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  11. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

    I just listenend to that song on my BEST OF THE DOOBIES record again the other day :)
     
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  12. Rahab

    Rahab Member

    Jesus is the greatest man to ever live, he would say I am nice
     
  13. Libbygrable87

    Libbygrable87 Member

    He would say I am a loving person that doesn't judge and act hateful towards others.
     
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  14. McFuddy

    McFuddy HaHaHa Joke’s on you Batman

  15. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe HipForums Supporter

    I always picture this being sung in a creepy,
    High-pitched little girl voice.
     
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  16. bft4evr

    bft4evr Member

    I recently learned the Byrds recorded it long before the Doobies did!
     
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  17. quark

    quark Parts Unknown

    He’d probably just say his own name and walk away in disgust.
     
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  18. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|-|=|-|_

    Why do I get the impression that wouldn't have been the first time someone has done that to you?
     
  19. quark

    quark Parts Unknown

    It happens bi-weekly. Not twice a month, but every 3.5 days.
     
  20. Orison

    Orison my dog is full of walls Staff Member Super Moderator

    Jesus has an airplane

    Pontius is the pilot..
     
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