What would Jesus say about your Attitude?

He would probably commend me for having such a strong will and how I use my own mind when most people today let others walk all over them and control THIER lives....

 

He would say I am indifferent because we don't speak the same language and he is confused about the small device I keep moving my hands over, which make symbols appear which he doesn't understand.

 

General attitude? I don't think Jesus would be judgemental about that. Who knows though, he lived 2000 years ago in a different culture, society and technological age.
Attitude on a specific thing? Then you would obviously get more specific first. It would always be speculation though, I think that's good to point out.

Do you really need Jesus' s hypothetical approvement for feeling good about these things?

 

He'd think I was super-groovy!!!!

 

He'd say, "Hey Andrew, how's it going?" And I'd say, "Well, just fine. Doing fine, I guess." And he'd say, "No you're not. I can tell you're sad." And I'd say, "Well you're right, Jesus." Then I would start crying. And he would throw his big old hand around my shoulder and say something really smart, like, "You're not crying. God is crying." And then I'd say, "Why is God crying?" And he'd say, "Because you're sad." And then I'd say, "Why am I sad?" And he'd say, 'Because you're lonely." And I'd say, "I'm not lonely!" And he would say, "Oh, Andy, Andy, don't tell lies." And I would say, "Okay, Jesus." And he'd say, "You know, I am always with you, so you don't have to be lonely." And I'd say, "But it's not the same as having a real life friend or girlfriend." And he would say, "Well, that's like the wheat separating from the chaff. You have to put yourself out there." And I'd say, "But I don't like going to the bars and stuff." And he'd say, "That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about self-esteem." And I'd say, "People always said I wasn't confident enough." And he'd say, "Well, you have to believe in yourself." And I'd say, "I thought I was supposed to believe in you, Jesus." And he'd say, "Don't be difficult." And I would say, "Sorry." And he'd say, "You know, when you die, Andy, you will go to Heaven, because I like you." And I'd say, "Even if I wasn't a big Christian?" And he'd say, "You are special to me. So I won't send you to Hell." And I'd say, "Gee, thanks Jesus."

 

I don't care what he'd say about my attitude. I'd ask him-"what the fuck are you waiting on to straighten this shit out. Are you not aware of how stupid humans are ? The fucks wrong with you"?

 

I don't care what jesus would say to me.. I got a lot a of shit to say to jesus... Ya alien bastard.

 

Mine is ok - this guy's got a problem though...

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I have no clue. I know what my ex thinks he has to say about me. Its not nice at all.

 

He would say, "Your attitude will draw its likeness to you. Just giving you a heads-up buddy."

 

I think Jesus and I would get along. I bet he has a good sense of humor. We could go out to dinner. We'll order one order of bread, fish, and wine and Jesus will multiply it into two. I'll tell him my wildest stories. He wont judge me. He'll love me unconditionally, that Jesus.
He'll leave a 200% tip because thats the kind of guy Jesus is. The waitress will post about it on facebook.

 

i'd probably piss him off. i love me some swimming, and he's here stuck on top of the water.

 

I know, right. He says, "Follow me." And then he goes and walks on water. If you're going to follow Jesus, take a dry set of clothes.

 

Ah well, if Jesus showed up now he'd be in jail by next.

 

He'd probably ask me why my country won't allow him and his family in so he could have a decent life.

 

'Cause Jesus he knows me
And he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I'm right
Well he's been telling me
Everything's gonna be alright, alright

 

Hi Neon......Just Wanted To Say How Much I Enjoyed Reading This Post......It Really Came From The Heart.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Jesus done left Chicago and he's bound for new orleans

 

The dude must have a set of brass balls since he’s flying in a 737 MAX