What weird things have happened while your high

Haha, I don't even remember. My friend Tora who was there (untoxicated) says she thinks it was a blunt but she doesn't remember because she was more focused on making sure I didn't go do something really crazy...

 

Nice looking $100.00 hooker..........that's an oxymoron, or just plain moron.










WOOT

 

hey now be nice. some hookers can be good looking at $100.00 dont put the poor girl down ya dont even know her. Anyway I went walking into the middle of this HUGE old park in maryland thats all rundown and old and stuff with a guy i knew and i swear to god he was gonna kill me and dump my body out there.

 

Are you ready? This is weird!
My dead Cat wants to smoke with me, and wants me to light incense.

 

umm.. excuse me can I have some of what your smokeing? seriously I would give you damn near everything I had if I could talk to my dead cat.

 

She doesn't speak. Even when she was alive, she did get the point across.

 

Id still like to see my dead cat.

 

I though, I saw a dinosaur in this bathroom at this pool hall I was at with my friend

 

lol yeah man one time me an my mates were sittin in the front room with my cat an then we got up to go to the shop for munchies an just as i put my shoes on i went back into the front room to ask my cat why he wasnt coming with us!! funny as fuck!

then one of my mates started sayin he wanted to eat my cat........that made me paranoid as fuck like he was gonna actaully eat my cat :S

 

Are you sure you were...high? lol

 

ohh I was ripped, cause we had gone to the park and smoked and then went to the pool halll. Why do you ask?

 

Why yes officer that was my armadillo, why do you ask?