While in Thailand on vacation recently, I stepped on some rocks (in the ocean water, no less), and it left some blisters on my left foot, and made walking a bit uncomfortable.
A broken heart. Or the big bruise I have on my elbow from being pushed into the bar window downtown in the wee hours of the morning.
Last year I got jumped while walking home from a party. Drugged up asshole blindsided me with a piece of concrete and broke my collar bone. What a night that was.
most recent injury? hmmmmm nothing serious lately, oh i had a paper cut *sob* hehehe ohhh i know, i was at a pub and a drunk guy walked past me and somehow stepped on my foot in such a way that totally bent my big toe nail right back. it was dark so i couldnt see the damage but it was nasty and bleeding and it hurt like fucking hell just thinking about it now makes me feel pain in my big toe