What turns you ON :-)

Trust me, funniest few moments of any woman's life

watching the humiliation of a man trying to has a piss whilst supporting a boner.

 

Actually women cant pee while aroused too .. or at least its hard to do ..

I used to ask my gf to piss while i was doing her in the bath tub .. it was hot .. i loved having her juices all trickling down my legs while i fill her out.

Ive tried pissing with a stiffy and can do it no probs

 

it's not pissing with a boner that's hard, it's getting the piss into a toilet that is below your upwardly oriented dick.

 

I've never had any problem peeing while aroused.

Honestly, it really turns me on when someone plays with the hair on my head. My hair follicles are like attached to my clit or something...

 

Oh, it was supposed to be 3 words... I have such a hard time with these things when I'm drunk... Let's see:

Dreadlocks, nine, inches

 

bathing suit bitches.

 

i don't know if you mean nine inch dreadlocks, someone with dreadlocks who has an abnormally large penis, or a small child with dreadlocks who shuns the metric system...

 

easy drunk girls.

 

I mean, a guy with dreadlocks who has an abnormally large penis. But I was trying to keep it to three words, you know.

 

dirty fucking sluts.

 

That's what i'm suggesting, maybe I wasn't clear

 

nah, i thought it was pretty obvious what you were getting at. the next guy came along saying he had no problem pissing with a stiffy though, so i thought maybe i should clear it up for him.

 

Three words?
-thinking about sex.

If I just start thinking about the way it feels to have sex with my boyfriend, to just feel him inside of me, I get wet. There are many other things, but that's the first one I thought of.

 

Three words: Girlfriend's Smooth Belly

 

biting lips. simple.

 

bukkake,cougars & boobs!

 

ass boobs pussy

 

yer mom... nakie

 

Feet, cock, tummy.