What to do if the shit hits the fan.

it might just be better off to go as fast as possible to the center of the explosion! i mean think about it.....millions of people would be dead, then they will all turn into zombies..........radioactive Zombies of death. i'd rather be dead than to have to see what radioactive zombies of death would look like. im pretty sure they would glow at least!! so maybe trippin my balls off would be the best way to run into that situation. at least ill have no clue whats goin on!!

 

yeah, you wouldnt be able to carry 2 katana's, a claymore (especially), 2 battle axes, and 2 magnums (magnum what). even if you could, you'd move at like, .02 miles an hour.

 

sure i would!! i already own 2 katanas, 2 battle axes (they are small, like the one gimli had in lotr, so maybe i should have said hand axes, whatever!) and a claymore. the claymore is a little heavy but it wouldnt slow me down any. i dont have any guns yet nor do i know to much about them, so i dont know what magnum i would get but it would definatly be a magnum. or maybe a sniper rifle, i could sit up in a tree and take care of zombies when i need a break from walking! but anyway its all hypothetical.

 

ever play halo? sniper rifles dont work on zombies.

 

those arent zombies in halo!!!!

 

if it was near the end of the world, id be at a party with a bunch of friends or some guy.........

 

i'd overdose on heroin or PCP...

 

Those were great. Can't wait for the next one.

 

third installment??

 

when the shit goes down you better get ready

 

Yeah!!!! feed the need for installment three!!!!

 

Hide under your desk!!!!

Casper

 

I cant wait until th 3rd. Im sending these to my friend in jail for his entertainment.

 

Well, I'm back online so the third installment will be posted shortly.

It will be titled:

I SURVIVED THE ALIEN INVASION AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY IMPLANT

 

When!?

 

That was hilarious!!! Now I just gotta decide whether to take my double-barrel 10 gauge or my semi-auto 12 gauge.... that's gonna be a toughie, but I'm thinkin the 10 gauge would cover the most area and do the most damage, thus eliminating half the competition in an average sized room in two shots... and yes, it does have a tiny little "double release" trigger in the back... (fires both barrels at once, but it's shattered two people's shoulders just from the kickback... I've never made that mistake, fortunately.) Either way, I'm taking my .357 mag and the 1911 Colt .45 that my great grandpa left me... and maybe a machete too... you know... to save ammo when it comes to babies and pets

 

Another place to go might be the pharmacies in the small, rural towns... you'd at least be entertained for a while, but you'd be fucked if you ran into someone or something... Who knows tho... the right combo of shit and you might not feel a thing and keep on killing while you should be clinically dead... That would be the shit!

 

here's my arsenal for when the shit does hit the fan... anyone else wanna show what they're workin with?

 

You even have the sword for when the shit hits the fan and you run out of bullets. Nice.

 

I own three guns.

This is my Bushmaster M17S Bullpup, .223 with holographic site and two thirty round clips:


This is my Smith and Wesson 286 PD, .357. I just got back from the range with this baby, I was shooting pretty tight groups, my only complaint about this gun is it drops about four inches from 5 to 10 yards, but it's nothing aiming high can't solve:


I also have a Kimber 1911 .45 Pro Carry that used to belong to my dad, he just gave it to me, so I don't have a pic yet, when I do I'll post it.