What to do after highschool

Uhhh. No.

Don't join the military!!! You will regret every second of it. The only type of people who join the military are drug addicts and criminals. (not all, but most). It is a horrible environment that will mess with your head more than you could EVER FUCKING IMAGINE. I can't stress this enough. That place will fuck with you forever.

We are going to afghanistan right now too! In case no one knows, that is where the original terrorists are at. They get attacked 3-4 times a week. and you WILL GO TO AFGHANISTAN! Don't let lying recruiters tell you otherwise.

If you decide that the military is the only way and that you don't care about your mental state or dying (which is part of the thing that will FUCK with you) then join the AIR FORCE. NOT the army or marines.

Other than that, just remember that 99.7% of america is doing it how you are doing it without the military. Life has a way of working its self out. Trust me. Don't worry. Do what you know is right(ish) and what you want and you will be riding the gravy train on biscuit wheels!

Just my 2 cents