What to call a pussy during dirty talk?

One time I was undressing a nurse and I told her 'I like it when your pussy gets all hot and wet' (not very original, so sue me). She sniffed and said 'the proper name is vagina'.

Still, she was a good fuck.

 

THAT would have been the signal to zip up and leave for me.

:leaving:

 

they might of spotted you leaving with the EKG machine still tapped to you, sure they will let you leave AMA.. but not with their machine..

 

round this house its called The Princess....or Her Majesty....

 

South Mouth.

 

A landing bay

 

The vertical smile

 

cum dumpster

 

The litter box (Cuz I get my shit in it! :cheers2: )

 

You scare easy, my friend.

I'm not going to not fuck a cute nurse just because she said something weird.

 

The proper name is annoyed as hell

 

wilfred
foo foo
the holy grail

 

Always pussy!
Vagina too technical.
Vulva too technical.
Random nicknames for it just disturbing for me.

I was fooling around with a guy once who referred to a condom as a "safe guard".
Needless to say instead of fucking, I rolled over and fell asleep.

 

Wilfredine?

Courshinda Abbacus Flourine

 

milfred

 

That's the one! MILF RED

 

I think the nearest I've ever come to using non-technical names is when I told her that her vagina was like a blooming rose as I would watch it becoming more & more aroused - literally swelling & blossoming as the petals of a rose with the morning dew.

 

It's **** for me... Like the anglo Saxon that I am!

Pussy sounds silly and not very sexy to me .. **** sounds serious like you mean business! Sex should be seriously dirty!

 

As in: "A penny for your **** my dear?"

On a sidenote: why does the spellchecker here not recognize the word ****?

 

My girl likes **** too.
She initiated using the word.
Only during sex though.