what the hell should i name my new pet?

well, i wouldnt feel right teaching my son how to say that.

 

you could just shorten the name to dick tickle :cheers2:

 

thats pretty gay. my bunny is straight i believe.

 

then why do you call him a "bunny"?:toetap05:

 

cus its cute. dammit

 

would still be cute if you named it phillerup slutsworth (maximum occupancy: 4). "a rose by any other name..."iggy:

 

cant give him a porn name, hes going to be a virgin for all of his life!

 

thats not a porn name. thats my great uncle's name

he was a monk

 

though i did always think that (maximum occupancy: 4) was an odd feature on birth certificates and such

:leaving:

 

wabbit
Hefner

 

Then it hardly matters whether he's straight or gay then -eh?