What size handgun for suicide?

Nah. Dunno where yer mouth has been.

 

aaw shit its like tuh earth pointin a glock at it 'self. but check this.

instead of bullets, dat shit shoots astroids.

 

in the gutter, along with my mind.

 

What a faggot.

Pragmatic enough for ye?

 

A ramset, and at least 16 nails.

 

Well thats not the best example of pragmatism, but have it your way

You really like words like pussy and faggot don't you. What else have you got? Maybe.... hmmm, fucker? or how bout... stupid. Those are all equally good put downs. Who knows, maybe soon you'll be putting two insults together to make one, lots of fun there, the possibilities are endless.

 

I say If you're going to do something, you might as well do it right \

A magnum .44 :cheers2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l2y8HDU7-U


Hotwater

 

Nah brah, that's another realm of thought that I'm just not ready to go to right now. My tiny human brain cannot process such intricate information as swiftly as it could back in the golden days. You remember the golden days, don't you? Everything was so complex, and the sidewalks would shine, blinding the passerby. Oh, those were the days indeed. Nothing made sense and your eyes would squint at the bright light.

Now, there is only emptiness, as darkness rules the world. Let us rejoin within the simplicity and charm of one word insults. At times a single word can say much more than an entire book. At times no words at all can say even more.

Consider this response to be a blank page... brah.

 

.50 golden desert eagle....bout as classy as it gets when it comes to shooting yourself in the head

 

:smilielol5:

 

S&W 500...i wanna make a mess on my way out...

 

In honor of Delp's you should do this..

Delp's death was the result of suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning (from a charcoal grill)

On your way out this coming Monday, MAKE ME A BURGER BITCH!!!

 

With or without special sauce?

 

You know what they say about new years resolutions.

I'll keep my word though, and leave this disastrous thread forever.
:leaving:

 

I read in a book about the mafia that they prefer 22s for assassination because if you get a shot off point blank behind the ear it penetrates the skull but doesn't have the energy to break through the other side so it ricochets around your skull liquefying your brain

 

Do it, faggot.

 

.. I was waiting for someone to point that out..
Im going to kill myself now. BRB..
knowledge of the matrix isnt all that its cracked up to be.:coolgleamA:

 

Oh noez! A disastrous thread about handguns for suicide!

 

I shot myself when I was depressed, but was too manly to die.

After releasing my true destiny of manliness, depression seemed laughable and I had a 3 way with a couple blondes.