What size handgun for suicide?

Whats a porpoise? isn't that like a dolphin?

Now I'm an attention whore. So what else is new?
If I want attention, I'll post naked pix as usual, I won't invent nonexistent suicidal tendencies.

 

Suicidal porpoises... ain't that a beach... heh.

 

So witty! I really never could have guessed that some dumb-ass would have taken that route. Yeah, you're so pragmatic aren't you.

Pussy? Wow, nice...

 

Wouldn't it be more efficient to just ignore all the suicide threads? Are you not just feeding the trolls bye telling them to die?
You have obviously assumed that anyone who mentions suicide, is just looking for sympathy or an ego boost.
Are there no appropriate topics surrounding suicide? Is there no reason to discuss the subject except for sympathy?
You seem to have a strong prejudice regarding the subject. Do you have room for other points of view?

 

I'd probably die trying to get my hands on a gun anyway but I think if I were to kill myself I'd use drugs. Easy, store bought, simple. I think fear of almost dying but failing would be much worse than my fear of life.

 

I am not going to shoot myself! I'm also not going to explain myself.
This is supposed to be a part of the forum where we can post any stupid shit that runs through our minds.

 

a .22 caliber might be painful, may not be instant, if it breaks through the skull it'll bounce all around your brain cavity making scrambled eggs outta your brains. If that's the case, put a bullet straight into your heart. I do not support suicide though.

 

the father of a friend of mine used to be a plastic surgeon. never met him myself, but apparently he was largely without pity.

the story is that he had a patient once who tried to kill himself by shooting himself in the face with a shotgun. he survived. her father, the doctor, got fed up with the patient's idiocy and flat out said "well now you're depressed AND you're ugly!"

 

haha.... but aww. Funny and sad.

Did a second attempt follow?

 

i can only assume so

 

I'd have asked for a second opinion.

 

Paris-Sao Paulo-Campinas-Brasilia-Rio de Janeiro-Brasilia-Pittsburgh-New York-Pittsburgh-Brasilia-Pittsburgh-New York.

 

He dead yet?
Did shit get real? We on tv?

 

i think he was asking for a friend

 

...I see what you did there

 

Instead of shooting myself I'd rather rob a bank & then have a long speed chase and end up in a big shootout in my car, like Bonnie & Clyde.

 

Id rather be An Hero

 

Cuz you're just way edgy that way and I'm often sad because you're already married...

 

I'm sad that you're sad.

Kisses?