what shud i do?

i need to figure out what to do with my beard, i used to have a really mighty beard but recently shaved it all off, now i regret my choice but need some beard direction:&

 

stop thinking about it.

then before you know it... you've got a decent beard again.

(and spell should correctly while you're at it)

 

ermm draw one on, then if u dont want it wash it away

 

I think it would be better if we could see a picture so we know what we're giving advice on.

 

75% of women wouldn't go for a man with facial hair (according to a newspaper survey). I'm a clean-shaven, lady-lovin mutha, thanks to that survey!

 

Ahem well i speak for the other 25% - GROW IT BACK U FOOL *means in the nicest way possible*

 

Me or the other dude?

 

Grow it back.

 

In two years time the world beard championship comes to london

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

The only tip I can give is beware of fire if you grow a big beard .

at the moment mine is in two plaits as a fire precaution .....if you have ever seen a serious beard fire you will know why this is a good idea

 

just did a search on the web and found this site seems to have a lot on beards

http://www.beards.org/grow.html

 

The choice is made the 25% have it the beard will return!!

To encourage me in my mission ive located a picture of a beard (????) which i will now carry with me everywhere and in 2 years i will enter teh London beard championship

 

i love beards .i had a friend once called mad mick .he was schizophrenic........he had this really long beard .down past his waist.he used to plait it and curl it up. we could always tell when he wqas having an episode because the beard came down.......a little unrelated but one day we returned home to find the beard down and one wall in the living room painted black...he was a really clever guy as well.

 

I'd love to grow a proper big beard...the kind where ya can hide tins of beer in it and stuff....the itching bit puts me off tho'.....and i once knew a guy who got lice in his chinfur...and that put me off as well

 

your so funny oz .go on grow one it would be cool to see what you look like with one ...........i love beards

 

Well, i "unintentionally" grow one when i'm having a lazy streak...i'll get a pic next time i run outa razorblades

 

Could someone lend me some beard? :& ... Please?

I can grown some gnarley sideburns, but that's about it.

*finds a corner to slowly decay in*

Did you ever find a home for that small mammal we found in your beard, Jonny?

 

my beard wont grow

 

Jonny did suggest a sex change didn't he? or at least lots of testosterone...

although mike's suggestion was similar to a previous one and involved glueing pubes to your face

 

Well, I'm not using my beard until the winter. I can rent it out if anyone wants it. Price is negotiable, but please take care of it and don't set it on fire.

 

I suffer from the classic problem that my facial hair turns out to be an entirely different colour to the rest of my hair...


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