What Should the Person Above You Do Tomorrow?

Consider a sex change

 

Crank Call Jimmy Swaggart

 

visit a old man in a nursing home..

 

Stab a tent

 

inhale a ham sammich

 

Help me become a mod.

 

buy a brand new spatula

 

ask for stripey paint at a hardware store

 

get himself a new tat... a big one, to make it count!

 

bet it all on double zero

 

eat some chocolate

 

dig a shallow grave on the side of the highway

 

Play dominoes with the elderly.

 

While masturbating, switch hands to gain a stroke... like this <demonstrates>

 

win a giant scooby doo stuffed animal at a carnival and give it to a random little girl.

 

do something incredible to revive this thread.

 

Ride accross the mojave desert wearing only a leapord skin G-string riding on the back of a harley with your favorite Rockstar, smoking a spliff with a bottle
of vodka strapped to your chest witha 3 foot straw so you can drink from it

 

train a bunch of white dogs to run a diner

 

bake some scones..

 

brush her teeth