What Should the Person Above You Do Tomorrow?

hone his blow dart skills

 

Wink at that one old lady.

 

blow a gasket over something insignificant

 

build a doll house..

 

study hard and take a test

 

eat 3 chicken burgers..

 

two lines of coke, and a vicadin

 

travel to Australia and sing at the Opera House..

 

travel to hollywood, to rush the stage at the Whiskey

 

go on a blind date..

 

buy her way into polite society

 

get a new pair of glasses!

 

shave his nads, since that heart shaped thing is so monstrous....

 

go shinny dipping with his neighbour..

 

buy a boat

 

Take hard-core ballet lessons.

 

reclaim the throne of belgium

 

^^Poke there eyes out

 

buy a condom

 

Make a sling-shot out of a thong.