What Should the Person Above You Do Tomorrow?

swim 15 laps at the local pool at 6am in the morning..

 

dodge bulliten boards being hurled at her by a disgruntled member of parliment

 

Convince Bush that Iraq isn't the capitol of the South America based province of Russia.

 

hire a male exotic dancer to wax his moms floors

 

have to wax a male exotic dancers ass

 

Play schubert on the violin of your little sister while dancing the polka.

 

have a bleeding nose..

 

Get her back shaved.

 

buy a donut

 

Translate the Bible into Hindi.

 

buy a fake Rembrandt and donate it to charity

 

vote with his feet and venture forth to other planets

 

smoke 3 packets of camel cigarettes..

 

whistle dixie

 

Go to Oprah and talk about the mental diseases of the endangered kangaroo in South Australia.

 

jellow wrestle cute hippy girls

 

dive naked near a nun's scuba outing

 

eat 17 red apples and 4 green apples..

 

make dieticians keep ketchup and add crack as vegatables

 

shave castro