I'd definitely change my name to RunswithGiraffes. Not ColdHandedAmerican because I figure that most people who stick American in their names are giant douchebags.
did they look at you like you were a crack whore? cause maybe it wasn't because you laughed... i'm just saying.....
How about something to do with crystals? Like sunstone.(for example) I like WHC though. What's yer stripper name...? http://www.blogthings.com/exoticdancernamegenerator/ Exotic dancer name generator for warmhandedcanadian says... Exotic Dancer Name Is... PopTart
i used the anagram maker.. 'warmhandedcanadian' anagrams to 'Dawn and arch idea man.' 'Dawn and arch idea man' anagrams to 'Warn and man acid-head.' i like the second one