What makes you hornier?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by praxiskepsis, Aug 7, 2008.

  1. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    bandbeyondescription Nothertimesforgottenspace

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    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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  5. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Ha ha ha. I don't see why it matters, to be quite honest, lol.
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'm almost always horny. one of the few exceptions is when i've had too much to drink. of course that doesn't mean i'll turn down sex because i'm drunk, but i'm slightly less likely to seek it. the next day i'm horny as hell, but then i probably would be if i hadn't drunk the night before too, so i'm not really sure how related they are
     
  7. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I am never the day after. Im too busy napping.
     
  8. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i think powdered rhinocerous horn does the trick for me ;)
     
  9. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    I think I agree with you. ^
     
  10. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I'm not horny all the time anymore.

    I think my libido peaked around your age, 24. I was horny all the time then and fucked everything that moved.

    Now I'm horny every now and again and I'm more selective.

    But when I'm hungover: horny 100% of the time.

    When I'm actually drunk: 0%

    Additionally, drunk sex sucks major dick.
     
  11. lode

    lode Banned

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    Hehehehe.
     
  12. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'm definitely hornier now than i ever have been at any other point in my life. unfortunately, i only get to fuck inanimate objects...
     
  13. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Get a hooker.
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i know where to find one, from back in my serious drug phase...

    she's probably 35, and on a good day she can pass for not much over 70...


    actually this makes me think a bit... i wonder if my recent libidinal increase could be related to the fact that i'm no longer constantly inebriated in some way or another...
     
  15. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    Srsly undies. I dont know why you dont have someone. You could have many.
     
  16. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i'm never horny :(
     
  17. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    If you get a hooker get a PERFECT looking one.

    Why waste money on anything else?
     
  18. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    actually i denounced mormonism recently...
     
  19. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    because you are wasting much less money that way?
     
  20. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I just wonder what it would do to you psychologically if you got a complete knock out.

    The kind of woman you can look for flaws through every inch of her body with a lighted match and find none.

    It could give you a boost. Though most likely you'll just find for yourself how silly all of it is.
     
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