What makes you hornier?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by praxiskepsis, Aug 7, 2008.

  1. bandbeyondescription

    bandbeyondescription Nothertimesforgottenspace

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    A day of Drinking. But getting high make me way more horney
     
  2. jaefoxy

    jaefoxy Member

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    So that was you humping my Chihuahua last night?
     
  3. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I don't see how alcohol makes people horny. It does the opposite with me.
     
  4. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    The day of the drinking. I don't really have bad hangovers unless Sambuca was involved.
     
  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Sambuca? Yuck.
     
  6. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Exactly. I end up chasing it with vodka or tequila or something by that point and the world starts to seem a lot better if I drink more of something else.
     
  7. lode

    lode Banned

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    Small amounts of alcohol can increase sexual response. More than a few, and I mean like 2... decrease sexual responsiveness.

    People still often think of it as an aphrodisiac, because it's disinhibiting.

    Drinking too much doesn't make you any smoother though. I've seen lots of those people. Get smashed and then try to get their swag on. Sloppy, get turned down like 30 times, then meet someone drunk and desperate enough to take them up on it.
     
  8. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I got kicked in the ASS last night.

    Talk about sloppy.
     
  9. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    I wish I could link the Dead Kennedy's Too Drunk to Fuck, vid.

    It definitely applies. Sometimes you're just not going to fuck no matter how horny you are or want to because of the drink.
     
  10. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    true story!
     
  11. lode

    lode Banned

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    Been there. Embarrassing.
     
  12. lode

    lode Banned

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  13. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    It doesn't matter. I'm completely horny 24/7.
     
  14. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Which one is that chick sings too drunk to fuck?

    I like her version better.
     
  15. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    definitely the day/night of drinking... i get really happy and sociable and touchy feely. the next day i feel like an ass
     
  16. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I got kicked in the ASS man.

    I still can't believe the motherfucker.
     
  17. lode

    lode Banned

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    That's why I drink by myself.

    Of course I feel weird for touching myself in a no no place. :(
     
  18. lode

    lode Banned

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    It's actually pretty painfull if you get 'em on the side where the hip meets the ass.
     
  19. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    That's where it was too.

    I don't think the bitch had heels.
     
  20. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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