no way, im gonna sell it on ebay and do something perverted with the rest of it what dignity! you were practically groping yourself when i found you
Sad/Quiet drunk: you'll mostly find me alone on a couch/chair somewhere staring off into the abyss and not wanting to talk to anyone. I dunno.
I'm a quiet, sad drunk because I hate feeling drunk. But those wine coolers are so yummy and I get drunk off of just 1 and 1/2 of them. I think I could probably be the horny drunk if I was around the right people.