what kind of drunk are you?

I'll do Bird a favour and ask you to present photographic evidence.

 

I am drunk now.

 

le petit mort...

or la petite morte. or something.

 

i haven't been drunk anywhere where that would be remotely appropriate for quite some time.

but cates saying shes drunk, so....*runs to find wine*

cate, do you fancy girls? :love:

hehe, just kidding. i don't want to make you uncomfortable.

 

lucky

i had to write a 10pg paper...instead of going to my boys going away party

 

oh hun you really cant make me uncomfortable. Ive had more than my share of girlie experiences.

 

ohhhh that is rough. but think of the bright side: its done, and now you can go to the next party!

 

well, its not going to be a party, but damnit, i'm gonig to his apt on friday

he goes to navy bootcamp this sunday

 

Aparently I have a very strong Aussie accent when I drink and I'm just a very happy, loud, and mainly just a little more social that what I am.

Also I like to go around asking friends to give me piggy back rides. :huh:

 

the invisible kind because they isn't there.

it ain't about being too good or any of that, it's about what seems pointless and boring.

i wish there was a way to give eyes, even just for a second, to those who refuse to look.

so what kind of drunk, maybe totally bored and wondering what the fuck i was doing there. pretty much every time i ever was, which was a damd long time ago.

=^^=
.../\...

 

hyperactive kinda drunk; running around without having any idea wtf am i doin, falling face down, dancing, jumping on cars ..etc.

 

Assuming spread over... 2 hours. I'm not big on alcohol, beer and weaker mixed drinks is all I like... shots normally just kick my ass so I stay away.

3-4 bottles of beer - smiles and talkative... basically me + more outgoing

4-7 - closer to "drunk"... at this point I probably sound drunk and my head is a little light... beyond where I'd want to drive and I really rarely drink even this much

7-11 - DRUNK... may or may not puke, can still keep my head straight, in control but very drunk... no driving period, at this point I don't wan to do much of anything but stop bein so drunk. in a party situation I'm likely doin something stupid.

12+ - pass out in the bathroom and put toilet paper all over the place - wake up and have no idea how that toilet paper got there/how I got on the floor.... break off screen door and throw it in the garage without knowing what the hell I'm doing... do the "michael jackson" dance, don't ask cuz I don't remember.... followed by some serious puke action that will require making love to a toilet seat for a good 30+ minutes.

 

i get slutty, but often "forget" how to have sex...causes problems
i dance like an idiot with all sorts of guys
i get very, very open...and touchy feely :&
thats the good times tho
sometimes i get sad, sometimes(often...) i act like an ass
it really depends on how much i drink, and my mindset before drinking...and also what else i do during the night

 

Bingo.

 

I am a laid back drunk but I am more apt to less cautious in public when drunk

 

i am a crazy, dancing, laughing, touching, kissing, happy drunk. i like to run all over the place and dance all risque with my friends and just be happy. unless i'm drinking whiskey, but i dont do that anymore. bad news. i also turn into a lesbian while drunk. i get drunk and want to grab boobies.

 

ha! funny story. This is usually what would go down when I used to drink at my bf's old apartment.
1. Down five shots of vodka.
2. BF takes away vodka.
3. I steal vodka, down 4 more shots.
4. Run outside in the middle of the night screaming about penises and how they're the scourge of mankind.
5. BF comes running after.
6.I fall on my face.
7. BF helps me up.
8. I proceed to kick him in the nuts, run back home.
9. take off clothes, fall over, moan for a bit, vomit, throw up.
And yet he still loves to drink with me; the next morning, even with a blackeye, he says "we have to do that again."

 

thats a bit crazy haha

 

rye makes me punch walls and faces....

but i love rye and ginger

but rye and my boots
someone's gonna end up hurt


i almost never stick with just one alcohol for the night
that's what ends me up in trouble...i mix all kinds of alcohol and substances
i have an absurd tolerance

 

i'm going to a disco tonight!! i'm gonna get disco drunk!!

YAY!