What keeps the world turning?

LOVE, baby.

 

Gravity and centrifugal force.

 

80% of the people going to those awful jobs every single day.

 

Candy Gal, you find the coolest stuff!

 

Fear

 

supreme beings, or merely beings which are neither physical nor imaginary, should they choose to exist, have better things to do with their time,
then maintain inertia, or conform to what humans tell each other to pretend to know about them.

 

It is an old habit hard to die, You know.

 

this would be a terrible boring burden to inflict upon a supreme being.
no. the three laws of thermodynamics control the motion of physical objects in our almost entirely mineral physical universe.

however, if the question is intended in a more metaphysical sense then a physical one, specifically the box of social interaction, then i would be more inclined to say cultures and beliefs.

 

Apparently my mother in law... After all she seems to think the world revolves around her!

 

Sex.

 

Angular Momentum and very little to no drag to reduce the rotation rate.

 

The "lights' are hanging from the top of the firmament like Christmas ornaments, and (S)he has to be careful blowing on them to keep them in line!

 

Wait. Nobody got the answer right yet? Pfft. Guess it's up to me then.

The Earth's own Farts. It's so obvious. The Earth's molten core gets really hot, especially after Earth eats some Enchiladas. The core gets upset, then starts to build up gas, then all that pressure has to go somewhere, so the Earth farts it all out through volcanoes. This then produces Wind, and the Wind blows the Earth around in a continuous rotation. Hurricanes are some good Rippers.

Sometimes the Enchiladas are spicier than normal and the Earth gets liquid shits shooting out of those volcanoes. We call this EnchiLava, but over centuries, we shortened it to just Lava.

Dont believe me? OK hot shot, where does wind come from?

But the wind couldn't be powerful enough to make a large sphere rotate and move? Well how come I can take a Ping Pong ball, blow towards it with my own breath, and make it move?

Obviously it's Earth Farts. I did my own research. Don't trust what scientists, the media, and officials tell you. It's a conspiracy by the elite to ensure we never know the truth. And who leads this elite group trying to oppress the truth from us? Someone we all thought would never return, yet has never left us.....

DARKWING DUCK!!

 

yo mama.

 

Wow! You've just explained global warming! Now are those enchiladas chicken, pork, or beef?

 

Lamb because lamb is extra fatty.

 

Right. I forgot what gringos think of enchiladas.

¡Es comida y cultura de Nuevo Mejico! Cultural de mi gente.

The fart jokes upset me

 

Non parle un espanio. J'ai parle un petite francais. Qeue locale de toilet pour moi ca ca?

Lol, I'm on my phone and can't be bothered trying to French spell check that. It's all wrong anyway.

 

I wish we had the answers as a fact ...but I believe our world was created from beings in another dimension......